What is the definition of Alike Ior?

Alike ior, my friend, is like the ultimate sibling who's so similar they'd be best friends in a coffee shop but secretly, they're just two versions of the same overthinking, overanalyzing, over-intellectualized person. Imagine a world where everyone's fashion choices are so identical they'd be confused if you said "you're wearing that skirt or that pantsuit?" - but with more existential dread.

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Here's an edgy example sentence: "When my dog, who is alike ior, starts barking at the neighbors for not leaving their trash out, I realize we're both just trying to prove our superiority in the neighborhood of 'dog ownership.'"